dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
i once fell asleep in my history class and woke up right when my teacher asked the class a question. I, confidently, raised my hand and answered, “Turnip” The whole class stared at me while my teacher just told me to go back to sleep